Things To Do With A Dead Glow Stick:
1.Direct traffic.
2.Empty it and use it as test tube for class.
3.Cover it with wax and use it as a candle.
4.Use it as ammunition for a gun.
5.Claim it as something given to you by aliens, so that you may be the centre of all talk.
6.Hang them on Christmas trees. Perfect gift for those relatives you have never met but are forced to buy a gift for!
7.Build a house?
8.Sell them, hell! might as well make back that money right?
9.Start a collection, trade with your friends.
10.Base a religion around it.
11.Scratch your back.
12.Take it for walks.
13.Introduce it to your parents.
14.Use it as a doorstopper.
15.Take it out on dates.
16.Make a belt.
17.Paint a face on it, you never know, it might just become your best friend.
18.Give it a bath. hey! everyone deserves to feel clean.
19.Glue it to your head and go shopping ~ watch people's reactions, jot them down.
20.Make male genitalia enlargement, yes boyz, your dream come true is here.
21.Play fetch with your dog.
22.Throw it off bridges in attempt to trick the laws of gravity.
23.See how far back you can shove it down your throat, great entertainment for parties!
24.Play fetch with your crippled grandmother.
25.Throw it in a lake, place bets to see if it will float or sink.
26.Use it as a drumstick.
27.Use it as one of the handles on your clock?
28.Run around like a lunatic while waving it in your hand.
29.Give it its own room in your house, it deserves privacy you know.
30.Give it a name.
31.Marry it to your toaster.
32.Write a book about it.
33.Tell it that you love it.
34.Plant it in your garden.
35.Blame it for all the misery in your life.
36.Introduce it to your boss, I'm sure he'll give you that raise you've been asking for.
37.Introduce it to your therapist.
38.Introduce it to your crippled grandmother.
39.Scare people with it.
40.Beat people with it for sexual
